Somehow this became all about Grimm















imnotjustsomefloozyplease: Look at this sexy motherfucker. You think you know about Nick Burkhardt? You don’t know shit. Nick Burkhardt will solve any crime you throw at him. He will close that case without evidence, a weapon, an explanation, or even a suspect to show his captain. Are you a nice Wesen who wants to stay on his good side? You can bake this badass a pie and leave it on his doorstep. And you can call him Nick, asshole, not Detective Burkhardt. Are you dating this sexy beast? You better be prepared for break-ins, kidnappings, secrets, and unwavering faithfulness, because he doesn’t care how hot some other chick is, he loves you, and Nick Burkhardt does not cheat. He has a secret trailer full of ancient books and weapons, and he will always find exactly what he needs for this particular case, even if he’s never laid eyes on it before. He’s just that smart. You want to try and kill him? You’d better send your best, because if you don’t he will ship you their severed heads in a box. His best friend is a violin-playing, vegetarian, clock-loving Blutbad. Sounds a bit unorthodox? Well, fuck you. Nick Burkhardt, ladies and gentleman.

imnotjustsomefloozyplease:

Look at this sexy motherfucker.

You think you know about Nick Burkhardt? You don’t know shit.

Nick Burkhardt will solve any crime you throw at him. He will close that case without evidence, a weapon, an explanation, or even a suspect to show his captain.

Are you a nice Wesen who wants to stay on his good side? You can bake this badass a pie and leave it on his doorstep. And you can call him Nick, asshole, not Detective Burkhardt.

Are you dating this sexy beast? You better be prepared for break-ins, kidnappings, secrets, and unwavering faithfulness, because he doesn’t care how hot some other chick is, he loves you, and Nick Burkhardt does not cheat.

He has a secret trailer full of ancient books and weapons, and he will always find exactly what he needs for this particular case, even if he’s never laid eyes on it before. He’s just that smart.

You want to try and kill him? You’d better send your best, because if you don’t he will ship you their severed heads in a box.

His best friend is a violin-playing, vegetarian, clock-loving Blutbad. Sounds a bit unorthodox? Well, fuck you.

Nick Burkhardt, ladies and gentleman.

12 months ago with 38 notes — via campinginpurgatory
#i just love this show okay #and nick #and this fandom #hi sexy #nick is a badass okay #nick is THE FUCKING GRIMM #grimm #nick burkhardt



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