Look at this sexy motherfucker.
You think you know about Nick Burkhardt? You don’t know shit.
Nick Burkhardt will solve any crime you throw at him. He will close that case without evidence, a weapon, an explanation, or even a suspect to show his captain.
Are you a nice Wesen who wants to stay on his good side? You can bake this badass a pie and leave it on his doorstep. And you can call him Nick, asshole, not Detective Burkhardt.
Are you dating this sexy beast? You better be prepared for break-ins, kidnappings, secrets, and unwavering faithfulness, because he doesn’t care how hot some other chick is, he loves you, and Nick Burkhardt does not cheat.
He has a secret trailer full of ancient books and weapons, and he will always find exactly what he needs for this particular case, even if he’s never laid eyes on it before. He’s just that smart.
You want to try and kill him? You’d better send your best, because if you don’t he will ship you their severed heads in a box.
His best friend is a violin-playing, vegetarian, clock-loving Blutbad. Sounds a bit unorthodox? Well, fuck you.
Nick Burkhardt, ladies and gentleman.
Yeah, I’m so late to the party. But I’ll put this under a cut, because spoilers, just in case.
David: I’d love to get everybody in on it! I would like to bring my people in on it; it would be fun to see Nick lead this little army, his little Portland precinct, into the fray.
Would it be like The Avengers, Grimm-style?
David:Well, you know, as good of cops as Sgt. Wu and Hank are, they aren’t superheroes — they’re humans. So it would be a rag-tag, like Bad News Bears moreso than The Avengers. [Laughs]
Me: well.. you will be a great Captain America…..
This is all of my want. All of it. Nick leading his little
pack army of Blutbaden and Portland police officers and Eisbibers and Fuchsbau and Reinigan and Jagerbars and maybe even other humans and I’m probably forgetting someone but I don’t even care.
GRIMM AVENGERS I WANT IT. ALL OF MY FEELS.
Or Grimm Bad News Bears whatever I just want it.
Nick I love you.
Please troll people and make bad puns forever and ever.
Wait, are we talking about bedroom/sex stuff here, or just day to day stuff?
Because I’m not going to argue the sex stuff, but, uh, in general, Nick seems very alpha. Especially in relating to Monroe, which I’m assuming this confession is probably about, given the other couple along the same lines. And if that’s the case, are we watching the same show?
From the first episode, we had Nick pinning Monroe against a wall, and then Monroe doing exactly what Nick said. Since then, we’ve had Monroe doing nearly everything Nick told him to, not to mention the Lowen Games, where Nick saved his life and took out a Wesen after Monroe himself couldn’t defeat it.
There’s also Nick threatening other Wesen, being kind of a beast in the interrogation room, being a damn good detective, and kicking ass in shooting/fighting, so, yeah, I’m going to disagree here. I think it’s very in character.
The noise I made during this fight scene was possibly not quite human.
Nick being badass is apparently the quickest way to get to my glee factor. I love this man.
Nick how are you the most perfect man to ever exist ever. That fight scene. THAT FIGHT SCENE HOW BADASS ARE YOU.